The following historical events in science occurred on July 25th
1715 - The small toe was discovered by French lumberjack and amateur barber Pierre Du Bois Frontenac.
Also called 'the pinky toe", this mysterious digit was theorized but unconfirmed until an unfortunate tree cutting accident caused Frontenac to famously call out "Hé, regardez ici, mes amis! Il ya un petit orteil dans l'autre partie de la botte!" ("Hey, look at this, my friends! There's a little toe in the other part of the boot!") The existence of the little toe was initially dismissed by the conservative French L'Acadmie Des L'Artes Medicin until 1721 when Paris musician Marie leBec formally submitted her children's song This Little Piggy to "L'Acadmie" and Frontenac's discovery was accepted.
1794 - British avarian Roswall Liverspode shocked the scientific world with his announcement that pigeons can get the hiccups (also known as hiccoffs and whoopclucks).
1821 - Soviet physicist Andrei Kornyakova released his famous research paper proving that taller people do in fact receive more solar radiation than short people though the difference is now considered largely ceremonial.
1998 - Graduate agriculture students at The Univesity of Florida demonstrate that the avocado transmits sound 9.4% better than its second place rival, the cumquat. Scientists believe that some day this discovery could yield edible cell phones or better sound insulation for farm fields.
Some theorize that, in addition to the universe we currently experience as reality, there are infinite other universes in 11-dimensional space within which every possible alternate outcome, circumstance, experience and event exists as an alternate reality. Others believe humans and dinosaurs peacefully co-existed shortly after the creation of the earth 6000 years ago. Separating these two conceptions of reality is the Tannhauser Fence.
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